You know Delores Umbridge, possibly the only Harry Potter character more hated than Voldemort?
And you know Mr. Carson, that lovable ol' semi-curmudgeonly butler from Downton Abbey?
(Well, the actress and actor who play them are married.)
TO EACH OTHER!
(.....and have been for 30+ years)
If your mind isn't blown, I'm not sure we can be friends. Unless you already knew that, in which case you're off the hook (and probably much cooler than me). Happy Valentine's Day!